Ok, this is too far for even me.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 10/03/2016 at 19:51 • Filed to: Christmas is a long ways away!

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I love egg nog. I could drink a gallon a day unapologetically. I even posted last year about it, I believe right before or after Halloween. But it’s October 2nd for goodness sake.

Part of what makes these indulgences so wonderful is the fact that they’re seasonal. If egg nog is available from September 30th though January 15th, it’s not special!

THIS IS WRONG, PEOPLE!

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/03/2016 at 19:53

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But it goes so good with makers.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/03/2016 at 19:53

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I saw peppermint mocha coffee creamers at Target yesterday. It was 80 outside at the time.

Matt Nichelson > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/03/2016 at 19:54

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BUT EGGNOG!

bob and john > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/03/2016 at 19:55

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EGGNOOOGGGGGGGG

LongbowMkII > E90M3 10/03/2016 at 19:59

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Why would you ruin good bourbon with eggnog?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Matt Nichelson 10/03/2016 at 19:59

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True, true.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/03/2016 at 19:59

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EXCUSE ME?! Egg Nog should be year round damn it! Thank goodness they start putting it out earlier. I literally replace my milk with egg nog.

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/03/2016 at 20:00

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Eggnog gallon challenge!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/03/2016 at 20:00

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Egg nog French toast is the best breakfast ever.

E90M3 > LongbowMkII 10/03/2016 at 20:01

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Because for the longest time the smell of colored liquor would make me want to throw up instantly. I’m also not the biggest fan of makers straight.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/03/2016 at 20:01

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With eggnog in my coffee

Hot Takes Salesman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/03/2016 at 20:07

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I can stand eggnog, but I will drink gallons of milk.

I NEED MORE CALCIUMS TO SPOOK THOSE FUCKBOIS

RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/03/2016 at 20:11

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I was nodding and agreeing you with you—TOO EARLY! RUINS THE SEASONAL SPECIALNESS!—right up until I realized that I will definitely now be stopping at the grocery store on the way home from work. I am powerless to resist.

RPM esq. > LongbowMkII 10/03/2016 at 20:13

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He’s not.

JRapp: now as good as new again > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/03/2016 at 20:24

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For a second there I though it was Pumpkin Spice Eggnog..

Tint it green, sell it in a package with red white and blue turkeys and rabbits on it, and you can sell it all year round.

ranwhenparked > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/03/2016 at 20:55

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I’d be alright with egg nog year round.

I would also like there to be some place near me where I could buy some damn advocaat, I swear moving to Delaware from New York is like going to a 3rd world country.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CaptDale - is secretly British 10/03/2016 at 20:59

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If any beverage deserves to be year round it’s apple cider.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/04/2016 at 07:23

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No good can come from this treachery.

CaptDale - is secretly British > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/04/2016 at 11:02

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True! I make a mean apple cider (with rum)

Stapleface > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/04/2016 at 14:40

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Egg Nog is wrong in general. If there’s a drink that should be year round, it’s the McDonald’s Shamrock Shake.

jmedarts > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/04/2016 at 20:52

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“Eggnog? Who invented that? Yeah, I want to get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes” - Dave Attell